As much as Ballister adopts Nimona, Nimona adopts him right back and did it first actually.
An eldritch creature with 1000 years of life experience saw this big-eyed sad sack of a man and immediately went "I want that one".
you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you





































